Friendly conversation XXIX

Resort marketing dude: There are many foreigners here. All my friends are married to foreigners. I am married to a Yugoslavian. They are married to Russians, Ukranians, French, British…
T: Okay, so where do I find myself a nice Cypriot guy then?
RMD: You will have to go to Limassol.

Unfortunately, Limassol wasn’t on our schedule, so no Shirley Valentine (but younger) for me 😦