Posts Tagged ‘AM’
[T and AM chatting to the 16-year-old “business development consultant”.]
16: So how old are you guys?
T: I’m 23 and she’s 21.
16: Really? That surprises me…
T: How old do you think we are then?
16: More like 18, 19.
AM: I didn’t know you were left-handed?
T: After our conversation the other day, I would’ve told you if I were! I’m right-handed; I just eat left-handed, cos my Mim does.
AM: Oh, okay.
T (mimes strangling): AM, I’m going to muuurder you!
T: Do you think it is inappropriate to wear my T-shirt that says, “Make the stupid people shut up,” to work on the day I resign?
AM: Maybe just a little…
T: Screw it; the writing is small, so I’m going to wear it anyway…
T: I have to go and have a chat with HR – the fun part of leaving.
ZK: I’m sure it will be fine.
T: I guess so…
ZK: If it’s not, you know, you could always resign!
AM: I don’t trust left-handed people.
T: Why not?
AM: Most left-handed people are mass murderers.
T: I think you meant to say: “Most mass murderers are left-handed”?!
AM: Ja, that’s it.
TS*: Are you two talking about boys again?
T: No, actually, we’re talking about art.
AM: Mark Rothko, to be precise.
TS: Who’s Mark Rothko?
* TS is himself a boy.