Trinny in Jozi

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Friendly conversation LIII

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AM: I don’t trust left-handed people.
T:  Why not?
AM: Most left-handed people are mass murderers.
T: I think you meant to say: “Most mass murderers are left-handed”?!
AM: Ja, that’s it.

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October 31, 2009 at 22.47

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Friendly conversation LII

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TS*: Are you two talking about boys again?
T: No, actually, we’re talking about art.
AM: Mark Rothko, to be precise.
TS: Who’s Mark Rothko?

* TS is himself a boy.

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October 21, 2009 at 22.00

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Friendly conversation LI

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M-Squeeze: I don’t own any high heels…
T: Oh my god! How come you’ve been having so much sex lately then?
M-Squeeze: I shag lesbians. They don’t care about shoes.

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October 5, 2009 at 13.46

Family conversation L

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Mim: Will your friends know to bring swimming costumes?
T: I have done enough organising for this party. My friends are all adults. If they don’t know to bring swimming costumes when we’re staying by the beach, then I despair. ABJ, did you bring a costume?
ABJ: I brought two!
T: You see, people will know they should bring them.
Mim: But not everyone is as organised as ABJ.

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A couple of hours later…

M-Squeeze: Should I bring swimming togs?

In all fairness, it might be too cold to swim in the sea. But there is a heated pool, which you’re allowed to use if you have a spa treatment.

Written by Trinny

October 1, 2009 at 14.26