Family conversation XXX
T: OMG, I can’t believe Nim actually changed my facebook status!
Pim: What did he say?
T: He wrote: “T is over South Africa, going to Dubai, suck it.”
Nim: How do you know it was me? It could’ve been Mim.
Mim: Yeah, right!
Well, my friend the Prophet was fooled, as he left a comment on “my” status update. But I trust most of you would’ve discerned that it was not of my writing: I would like to think I have a rather different tone, as well as a far superior grasp of punctuation, to young Nim.