What NOT to get me for my birthday
I still have a few months to go, but see pic on the left for what I do NOT wish to receive as a birthday present. I mean, the teddy is kind of cute (and the revolting green of the school uniform cunningly misrepresented), but Aloysius is the only bear for me.
See below for the mail that accompanied the text – the original message looked like it had been written by an 8 year old with a fetish for coloured fonts and excess punctuation. And the image attachment was a mere 4MB. Damn, the old alma mater should hire me to do their newsletters, not that they could afford me, or that I would care for the job. I´d rather stick needles in my eyes – or play bridge!
HOT OFF THE PRESS HOT OFF THE PRESS HOT OFF THE PRESS
DSG TEDDY BEAR
(see picture attached)
Don’t waste time to order, limited number available!!
Next new addition to memoribilia ……………………… dsg bridge cards!!!